I got to the register. Pulled out my credit card. It was like two fifty.
The register boy said, minimum five dollars.
"Can you repeat that?"
"Minimum five dollars."
I told him I'd get something to make up the difference and headed straight to the beer section. The big ol' good boys were like seven-fifty, the kind y'all review on here. But I wasn't paying that much for something I hadn't even intended to buy in the first place. So I got some big ol', probably bad, boy. A Japanese beer, maybe Korean, or even Vietnamese. Who knows, who cares? There was no alcohol content listed. That made me nervous. This could end up being an absolute waste of a purchase.