Don’t try to tell me you’re not a flaming dick though. I know who you are. Your type. The kind who’s got one too many sticks shoved up your ass, blowing your heart all over the tent, lighting up all the different white lions and purple tigers.
But hey, we’re here for a good time. We paid good social currency to be viewing your stream. We don’t want to be jerked around. We are the ones in control. That’s how it is in the real world son. Why do you think your boss pays you? So that you can tell him what to do? You’re not going to have many friends if you keep going at this rate.