There was a flash flood this morning came over my notifications.
"Perfect day to do some writing." Musette said as I was getting ready to take her to work.
I drop my head a little closer to my chest.
"What am I supposed to write about, baby girl? All of this user-on-user drama is really getting everybody down."
"But I thought that was one of the features of the currentivist movement. Drama between The Libertines and the founders, between the trolls and the minions of evil king Humphrey, the revenge pornographers, the whores, Zoet and Big Ben..."
"People are sick to their stomachs. 'I don't like being here very much anymore.' I hear them all say."
"Well, figuring things out is one of the features of the currentivist movement - so figure it out, my little chicken."