"You need to drop everything and read The Sandman." Says my brolaw.
"But I'm like 90% of the way through Vanity Fair..."
"You have to finish it, babe." Says my girl.
"Don't worry, sweetheart. I will."
"It's a little dated, but it is a Marvel of its time."
"I know, right?" I say, thinking he's talking about Vanity Fair. "Do you like Crime and Punishment?" I ask him.
"Never read it." He says.