It's a little know fact that both the Republican and Democrat political parties in America are actually working together behind the scenes. The object is to see which party can look the most ridiculous, and incompetent and still win the vote of the majority of the idiots that put up with them. The winner gets to live in a big white house for four years. The loser gets to antagonize the winner for four years. The people lose no matter who wins. Last night, the Green and Libertarian Parties met in this parking lot trying to figure out how to get into the game. They are kind of a messy bunch.
"It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again, they glued their balls to their thighs."
Bakersfield, California 2013