The Trickster Diaries/Chapter 62
Emojis. Jesus. What horseshit. Like people who go: “Know what I’m sayin’?” Once a guy said that to me and—taking the gamble he wouldn’t try and kick my ass in public—I responded: “Yes. What I believe you’re attempting to articulate is a concept not only above and beyond your intellectual level, but outside your command of linguistics as well. Is that correct, roughly?”
He replied: “Huh?”
So there was that.
One girl from Thailand, however, had the absolute best profile I’d seen. It read: “All I ever say is OMG!” She hadn’t posted anything, ever, but after I started following her—and she, me—everyday I had an OMG to look forward to.