This is me right now and I'm exactly as grumpy as I look. Shitty day! And While I am nekkid in this photo you just can't tell:)
So to hold up my part of the NSFW bit of today I'm going to link some old photos below because I've got a few IRL friends on here that I'm sure don't care to see my bits and pieces.
On Selfie Monday two weeks ago I put up a photo from Burning Man. Burning Man matters today for two reasons. Number one is that it's BM's fault that I started losing my inhibitions about nudity back in 1997 at my first burn and over the next few years I lost them all somewhere along the way and never went back to find them. Number two is that most everyone that really gets into BM winds up with a playa name. If you ask me it's something that should be given not just made up yourself.
It wasn't until June of 2000, the night these photos were taken that I was given mine. I was in South Florida for a party with all of the local burners. Even though I lived in San Diego these were the people I camped with and partied with the most. This weekend just happened to be my birthday weekend too and without going into detail I'll just say that there were more than a couple of ladies that were happy to grant all of my birthday wishes that weekend
It was while one of those wishes was being granted that my friend Deb bursts into the bedroom and pulls me out of bed buck naked and drags me out onto the deck where the whole party is waiting to wish me happy birthday. Part of that was all of the ladies covering me head to toe with whipped cream. That's where the pictures linked below come in. After that I was lead away to the shower and thoroughly cleaned up by a couple of them.
Later that night while sitting by the fire a friend who had been there to witness this all weekend looked at me and said very seriously, "Your name is Lucky Bastard from now on". And so it was. Everyone in the group started calling me that and 15 years later it's what most of my friends call me.
So here's my junk covered in whipped cream and women