I like turtles.
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Shout out to @el_iso for saving my life with the heiney lick. That was pretty cool.
This might freak people out but I thought I just needed to warn you. A little while ago I witnessed a boulder fall on a girl when we were hiking in some ozark m...
List of cat names to consider:
Peru, Meow Zedong, Battlestar Meowlactica.
Thank you for your time.
One time I was in a play and my only line was "a stick of wood" so afterwards my mom gave me one single sparkling stick.
The baby doctors said I was a boy. SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS.
I just cried in class because I saw a picture of a fennec fox
Don't drop your m&ms in the bath tub