let me tell you about florida, man
stopped at burger king for dinner
it was pretty late, curfew coming up
dining room closed so we pulled into
the place next door. and this is how you know
you've lived here too long. the shark
coming thru the window
was not the draw here. look closer
there's hand inside the shark's mouth.
huge stuffed fish , room sized
plaster of paris squid, manatee shaped topiary,
a flamingo in every yard--all are common
in this state. dangling like an embarassing
scrap of toilet paper from the bottom
of the usa, florida is the well deserving
butt of all america's jokes. borat
should spend a month here, he'd have
a new movie.
people keep moving here, like a flock
of lemmings or fish caught in atoxic current
because you can die of exposure in the great white
north but it just don't get cold enough here.