Hugh and me...
I take the bus.
Next stop. 2 men get on the bus.
One of them looks like Hugh Grant and the other one has the appearance of Matthew McConaughey.
They chat et I know it's them!!
OMG! I'm in Heaven!
Hugh and Matthew! I'm going to have a heart attack. Call the fire department!
Suddenly, Hugh looks at me and says, with a charming accent: "would you like to sleep with me?".
In a very natural way, I answer "yes".
Two weeks later, I go to London to visit him. I'm in the street, following him.
He seems to be waiting for someone. What? We slept together no?
It begins to rain and, of course, I have no umbrella and I can't find any place to shelter.
I hear a distant bell ringing…
Oh no! It was only a dream…
Anyway... Still better than the time I was chased by Terminator. But that's another story... or rather another dream