Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Wed, 25 May 16 03:12:26 +0000 View Full Post local government poisons town Congress: lol boys will be boys Facebook doesn't post enough racist news Congress: WE MUST INVESTIGATE
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Mon, 09 May 16 23:51:58 +0000 View Full Post America is the best place to work hard, buy a beautiful home, raise a loving family, and then fight them to the death over an Eggo waffle.
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Mon, 25 Apr 16 21:01:43 +0000 View Full Post [group of high school girls in Delaware beat up a girl over a boy] Internet: OMG THIS IS TERRIBLE [Beyonce threatens a grown woman over a man] Internet: WOW SHE...
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Fri, 22 Apr 16 18:41:21 +0000 View Full Post Congratulations to North Carolina and Mississippi, America's own Saudi Arabia and Iran, for making it onto Britain's travel advisory list! 🇺🇸
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Thu, 21 Apr 16 00:40:17 +0000 View Full Post Lindsay Lohan is converting to Islam, as if Islam didn't already have enough PR problems.
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Mon, 18 Apr 16 17:31:45 +0000 View Full Post Your Coachella experience isn't complete unless you midwife a natural birth on stage during a Sia performance.
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Wed, 13 Apr 16 03:18:41 +0000 View Full Post My kinkiest fetish is probably attempting to trust someone.
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Wed, 13 Apr 16 00:35:24 +0000 View Full Post Call me old fashioned, but I would rather see someone jerking off in public than handing out flyers for their church.
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Sat, 09 Apr 16 16:23:43 +0000 View Full Post I've masturbated to the successful SpaceX rocket landing 17 times already.
Post by (@mariyaalexander) on Wed, 06 Apr 16 17:27:38 +0000 View Full Post There's nothing more heartbreaking than finding out someone you care about is pregnant on purpose.
