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Kansas. Baseball. Perpetually stymied writing.
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I'm fairly certain my 2 year old is a psychopath. Then it occurred to me that ALL 2 year olds are psychopaths, so I'm drinking in solidarity with all my fellow ...
@christianbale Feed me a stray cat.
The drought is over. Welcome to the postseason, Royals.
Plot: unnecessarily complicated. Characters: developed to the point of exhaustion. Roll d20 for setting.
Parenting has taught me the healing powers of good whiskey and bad sitcoms. My kids may be crying, but by god I feel fantastic at the end of the day.
This is nice.