"please help.. it seems we have misplaced our contextual awareness and are adrift, lost in the contemporary post-modern reality. i am stuck in a fetal position in the shower, i can hear my own sobs; "i need to go deeper"! the lights went out days ago, we're running out of ideas. i think there's something on the roof, i can hear it lumbering around slowly, endlessly referencing philosophy and the art-historical framework. i'm afraid and i don't know what to do apart from blogging about it on the post-internet. i tried to make a gif about but nobody's sharing. my website isn't simple enough, there's too much flair. i need hype."