+2y

What did the Cockney cabbie say to the woman with three heads, no arms and one leg?

"Ello, ello, ello! You look 'armless. Hop in!"

Emojis can just do: :ello: :ello: :ello:

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It's the small things. Cookies when you need them. Really hot coffee. Her smell from across the table. A perfect sunset. Music. His eyes when he wakes and sees ...

~2y

Fucking free speech. It's fucking important.

And fuck the fucking fucks that think otherwise. Fuck bigots. Fuck homophobes. Fuck prudes. Fuck you. Fuck me.

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