i used to be The Invincible Man. at a young age i realized that nothing could hurt me, nothing at all! i could take a gunshot, a stabbing, a blast from a cannon, even a papercut (fun joke). i toured the country, letting spectators dish out all sorts of punishment, but none could phase me! i truly was invincible. i still am. im invincible. im a goddam pile of muscle sinew and nothing is going to kill me, ever. just you fucking try. you cant separate any of the strands from any of the other strands. my strands are unbreakable. fuck you.