In episode five, when asked if H. Jon Benjamin has ever cheated on his wife, he says no, well except "there was this one time..." and goes into describing his close interaction with a co-worker who at some point made it clear that he should make a move on him. "So I went home and jerked off. That's the end of the story." I might be paraphrasing but that is the sage wisdom handed, guarded closely by the Zen Masters of Not Doing Stupid Shit, and now in to the hands of anyone with a Netflix account.
Having a jerk session before deciding to go home with someone doesn't just save relationships, it saves lives.
Feel like travelling to go see your ex in Europe? Go jerk off. Wondering if you should order take out or check out that new Tapas place? Pornhub before you yelp. Feel like torching your apartment to collect the insurance because management just hiked up the rent again? Spank that arsonist monkey. Feeling that rage at the infidel? Go jerk that turkey... okay I'm really stretching it here, but you get the jizzt.
Well Jon, now that the show is getting popular as fuck and the word is getting out there, I hope your libido spikes and your dick stops working so you can grow up to be an angry Conservative.