Today I went out with one of my best friend's for tea at atas TwG. I should probably never do that again until I have alot of money. It was good though. I really need to poop. But she said if I used the bathroom at the shopping mall it's no good and I have to go home to do the job.
I had Chinese tea and a Club sandwich. We talked about alot of people. I like this person buuuut he doesn't like me back. I'm okay just liking him. But it's kinda stupid liking someone who won't like you back. So I BO PIAN LORRRRR gotta give up soon. Anyway I don't have time to give two shits about someone other than myself and work. I'm in the train now and I still need to poop. Fam if you're reading this I hope you know it's all your fault.
WE'RE GONNA SKYPE LATER!!! I haven't opened my Skype app in forever. I am a deprived lonely soul in seek of solace from the degradation of society. Do I sound poetic.
I think my life could be a great film because I'm a potato. If there's a sausage party movie, there needs to be a couch potato movie. I should voice the main potato. The main potato should be a king sized potato with a shiny firm waxy layer of goodness. And it should taste godlike. I think I like all forms of potato except the abomination called mashed potato with butter. No butter!!! It's too creamy and it takes away the fresh and beautiful taste of potato.
I need a life. I need to do my work. I need to do alot of things but I still need to poop.