"Worst Analogies Ever Written in High School Essays".
If you've spent any amount of time writing (or teaching), this list is essential. Is there an emoticon for Literally Laughing Out Loud? (LLOL?)
Some are so innocently brilliant that I wish I had written them myself. Others... not so much.
"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
"Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."