Chimpanzees are 98.7 percent of us; the 1.3% genetic disparity has something to do with our ability to programme DVD players. Essentially, they are us, and we are them. Like women, the female chimpanzees do nothing but hang about in a circle, picking fleas off each other, worrying that young Bobo's getting in with the wrong crowd, and wishing their anal skin was as red and swollen as Hilda's. On the other hand, all this time, the males are waiting for the babes to go on heat, and when they do, it is WAR. The alpha male tries to beat the betas off, but in the end, he either manages to, or someone better looking takes over, and the betas go back to watching the females pick fleas off each other. The long and the short of it is that we don't live the way we're meant to. This is why mankind is in so much trouble. We marry, and are expected to stay faithful to, one woman for the rest of our lives, no matter how earth-shatteringly dull that might be, but 98.7% of our DNA is telling us we're morons, and just 1.3%---the DVD-programming part---telling us we're doing the right thing.