Today I went for a run and worked out on some free equipment in a park and then as I was running back home I passed a huge stand of vegetables and fruits that said FREE and I was like WHA-WHA-WHAAAAA???? I came grinding to a halt like a Looney Tunes character and was like is this really free? They were like yeah. I was like why? They were like why not? They gave me two paper bags and I filled them with apples and potatoes, there were also onions, tomatoes, bell peppers to grab that looked good but I wanted the pommes and potatoes only for some reason. I ate apples as I walked home and then I made a big ol' pot of mashed potatoes and well, here I am.