Sorry Not Sorry
Hey is that Olive’s chap?
Yeah don’t they look just lovely?
Sure if sling shots look cool next to giraffes!
Wow, why is the window open?
Cause it’s hot and her make up is melting!
Well it’s summer and you know
what gets in if you have nearby trees.
Nah what are the chances
of that happening in big gatherings?
Oops too late look what’s on Olive’s
head right above her tiara.
Where? I can’t see anything.
Come on eight legs and shiny!
Shall we tell Olive or Sling Shot?
No man she’ll freak out and shriek!
Oh I have an idea, here’s my shoe.
Bam, boom, squoosh!!
Olive shrieks, and Sling Shot jumps.
Olive panics yelling yucks.
Sling Shot’s out of smiles.
I’m caught in laughs.
Poor cockaroacha’s entrails
are all over Olive’s hairs.
Music plays louder as guests
move closer to snap pictures.
Turns out our lil eight legged
friend had been dancing for a while.
We are all brave until we
realize the cockroach can fly!
That was the last I heard
of Olive and Sling Shot’s laughs.
Some say they have two kids.
Sorry not sorry