Assholes and Donkeys
I don’t know what happens
to drivers when they ride cars.
Is it something that’s gotta do
with steering wheels
or is it a matter of changing gears?
Some drive like walking on eggshells
making you wanna yell:
please die on the other lane.
Others overtake you like a donkey
that’s braying off key.
The rest I want dead instantly
driving so fast and crazy.
How in God’s name does
rage qualify as a skill to engage
in rampage that causes wreckage?
What do those drivers have in their ribcage?
Why do those of age act like underage?
It seems that being an asshole or a donkey goes
with driving cars without lights on roads
to destinations flipped like a page!
Driving is an expression of conscience and courtesy.
This piece is a sarcastic rant inspired by the saying: "Being an adult is hard because being an asshole is a lot easier"! Anonymous.