There once lived a count
and Dracula was his name.
He lived in a castle over a rainbow
because he loved to party.
He owned a magical pogo stick
that helped him get around and turn
everything he touched with that stick
into a hybrid of mechanical and organic things.
He made a bottler by fusing a cowboy and a robot
that could get around using a Hula Hoop.
Now because the rainbow was too slippery
for the Count to go jogging he made
a shark donkey to drive his pineapple motorbike
that had a tomato and chainsaw for a key holder.
All was well until the bottler discovered that
the motorbike wouldn’t stop at any stop sign.
He suggested that the Count use a wheelbarrow
to go up and down the rainbow.
Poor Dracula slid down and broke his neck
and down came his castle and dreams.
This is a whimsical poem using words from a word bank and is meant to be a funny poem.