Here let me help you
I can take care of you
I’ll tie your shoelaces for you.
Let me wrap them twice
around your neck, that should suffice.
I hope you realize
am tired being nice.
You have acute idiotitis
something no surgery can excise
that’s why you’re going to paradise.
Word Count : 50 words Genre: Sarcasm
I firmly believe that you can't fix stupid and stupid people are the only ones I feel one should light up. The urban dictionary defines idiotitis as a condition that causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking leaving thousands affected and is highly contagious such that the best defense would be to slap a patient and run. The person I am referring to here is so stupid he makes me wonder who ties his shoes for him in the morning and that's why I decided I should be nice to him and send him to heaven to put him out of his misery and relieve myself from agony.
Of course this piece is sarcastic, fictional and a rant. I hope you enjoyed my sarcasm not that I expect you are gonna support me or like me. Cheers!