Wanted Dead or Alive
Came home one day
so excited – the AC arrived.
My roommate wasn’t there
so I decided to do the honors.
I stepped into the salon and
there it was staring me in the face.
Dumbo installed the compressor
indoors and the machine outside.
It was past midnight
now I know why she bailed.
So snapped a picture
and posted: wanted dead or alive.
Five foot eight white electrician
with standard fee of fifty dollars.
Call this number if you seen him,
I will treat you for lunch!
Turns out genius has limitations
but stupidity is obviously limitless!