Bubble Gum Club
Bubble gum- humanity’s greatest pastime,
a delicacy blown into ironic balloons,
flavored in bitter tragedy,
with a messy texture
that give it its noisy reputation.
Bubble gum – a delicacy full of irony
pops in your mind from people
who stick to you like gum in your shoe.
Bubble gum- a delicacy full of tragedy
loses its sugary taste to malice,
ego, and lies from shallow people
who overstate their value
and overstay their welcome.
Bubble gum- a messy candy
sticks in your hair, so painful
to remove like hurts that stay up there
in your head; leaving you with no other
choice but to cut ties.
Bubble gum- a noisy candy
flaunts mockery and cheeky
behavior to mark crooks and liars
by showing their teeth in smiles
as they watch you drown in misery.
There are five kinds of bubble gum users:
those who chew, those who spew,
those who blew, those who slew
and those who flew.
Those who chew endlessly
listen to lies quietly what an irony.
Those I call lurkers.
Those who spew loudly
roll lies on their tongues boldly.
Those I call peacocks.
Those who blew shamelessly
deception’s bubbles purposefully.
Those I call politicians.
Those who slew intentionally
from the truth with conspiracy.
Those I call utilitarians.
Those who flew away
from noise, irony, mess, and tragedy.
Those I call realists.
Bubble gum- a delicacy that marks
illusive behavior and charlatans
can be seen in the mouths of liars,
serial killers, psychopaths, and utilitarians.
Real people don’t need to make an entrance
chewing like a goat or hollering their throat.
Real people know there’s no point in chewing
bubble gum and fly away.
A sarcastic take on bubble gum and people's natures and conducts.