Lost: One Muse.
If found, please return as quickly as possible. Very real danger of the owners head exploding due to inadequate venting of insanity contained in inefficient packaging unless muse is returned before point of critical mass.
Or maybe the neglectful owner is just lacking energy and needs to find something stronger than coffee to coax said muse out from under the bed.
Shit. I'd hide from me too if I had to take credit for the shit that comes out of my brain.
No reward except mild amounts of good karma along with brief and moderate appreciation, paid upon return.