I just saw a profile on OKC that said, "You should message me if:
You're well hung. There, I said it. that might come off as shallow to some people, but i'm just being honest. This is a requirement. [...] [B]e a sane adult male who has a job, a car, doesn't live with his parents and can afford to take me out and do things. Notice here, take me out and do things. I want fun in and out of the bedroom. Also, please be tall, white, and fit. I will not respond to others [...]"
My very first thought was, "Oh, really? And what do you bring to the table?"
CurvyGirl9, go look her up, y'all.