Friend : So what kind of guy do you like?
Me : Funny.
Friend : But how would you know that a guy is funny if you haven't talked to him yet?
Me : Of course I would come up and talk to him.
Friend : But what if he is surrounded by other people?
Me : Then I would walk up to him and drag him out of that crowd.
Friend : I don't think I can do something like that.
Me : That's why cowards should never fall in love.