These days I dread reading her PM's on Facebook. One minute she is telling me it's over the next she is telling me she is getting married. And just before I got money to buy a dress for her wedding, she cancels it.
Seriously woman. You are a reminder as to why I am not a lesbian and why women are fucking crazy.
Make up your mind. I am not even dating anyone and you are reminding me why I don't.
Coz you lovers are fucking crazy. That's why.