Captain's log. Stardate 10.1.14:
A few days ago, the starship drifted into unfamiliar territory. Star Command has issued a ban on venturing into the unknown previously but considering how the tracking and homing system has been offline for repairs, I figured this would be a good of a time as any new space.
I am currently re-reading the ban issued in one hand while displaying the full middle finger in the other. If it turns out to be a fair "warning" and we are caught either by SC or unknown hostiles, I'll blame it on Engineer Johns for hacking the navigation system and leading us in. He's been on my nerves as of late. I think it's mostly that he's cross-eyed.