Based on a writer's challenge I myself posted earlier; if it inspires you, please repost the challenge, with your response, and tag me.
'What happened to you?'.
'I've been boaring'.
'Boring whom? About what?'.
'I mean boaring a chase'.
'You mean a hole'.
'No, I mean a boar!'.
'You said Chase'.
'I meant Chase, and Boar. I was boaring a chase! I mean, basing a chore!'.
'What were you basing it on? A schedule?'.
'No, blast it! I mean chasing a boar!'.
'Who's a bore? Why were you chasing it? Just for boring you?'.
'Not that! I mean a boar! A feral hog! A swine! A sanglier! The thing the Gauls used to have for the main dish at banquets! A big hairy four-legged something with a tusked snout going Grunt-grunt-grunt-snuff-snuff all the time!'.
'O, a boar!'.
'That's just what I said, idiot! A boar'.
'I get it: a boar. Why were you chasing a boar? You're not exactly dressed for a hoar bunt;–– I mean boar hunt. Now you've got me doing it!'.
'Because it came up and went Grunt-grunt-grunt-snuff-snuff in my ear while I was screenworking outdoors'.
'Why were you screenworking outdoors?'.
'I thought it was too nice out to be working inside. Evidently the boar thought so, too'.
'How'd he get through your fence?'.
'Exactly that; he smashed right through it. I know, because I chased him out the same way he came in'.
'With your laptop?'.
'It was all the weapon I had. I'll have to replace the casing, though;–– and the fence-posts'.
Any questions? Opinions? Suggestions? Criticism?
