Go fuck yourself....Follow me while you do it. Yeah I hate you. I hate social media and I am a fucking hypocrite for using it. I hate online dating but talking to women in public is impossible when they are all always on there fucking phone. The world has become Technology's slave. If I dress up like a smart phone with a sign that says pull to answer above my dick to you think I'll get some play. Until I figure it out I'll just be here swearing at you, insisting you follow me and fucking myself. I hate you. Now go click the fucking follow button.