Post by christmas madness (@re) on Sat, 15 Dec 18 03:07:07 +0000 View Full Post as i grow and adapt and diminish in the many ways that life wreaks, so too changes my perception of the funniest way to spell "Fuck U"
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Mon, 10 Dec 18 23:33:31 +0000 View Full Post nat 20 stealthing into the celestial libraries to rewrite the records of man so that i can do nothing but chug eggnog all day w/o dying of scurvy or whatever. i...
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Thu, 06 Dec 18 04:10:00 +0000 View Full Post the rest of this dumb fuckin' year i'm just gonna post "here's your controller, bro" jokes except with lives i could have had
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Thu, 06 Dec 18 04:07:14 +0000 View Full Post went to the store for some nonsense, right, and as soon as i get in there, for whatever reason my addled senses light on these plums they got for sale. i haven'...
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Thu, 06 Dec 18 03:47:44 +0000 View Full Post i think it would rock actually to get a job translating megacorp marketing points into modern internet culture. like being a carny, or a mean-spirited alchemist...
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Thu, 06 Dec 18 03:38:29 +0000 View Full Post [getting my coat on] qanon is homestuck for old people
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Wed, 05 Dec 18 17:12:11 +0000 View Full Post semi-ironically looking to take holy orders as an alternative to participating in the modern hellgrind but then doing the research and getting really into it. i...
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Wed, 05 Dec 18 17:08:29 +0000 View Full Post imagine buying a whole damn site and still having fewer followers than at damn re
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Wed, 05 Dec 18 17:07:13 +0000 View Full Post soap cup soap cup soap cup
Post by christmas madness (@re) on Wed, 05 Dec 18 15:55:16 +0000 View Full Post filling out important paperwork and assigning more tasks than usual in protest of the day of mourning
