"you ever in the dead of night, hear a dog bark with the voice of a man? maybe it's a man shouting with a dog's mouth. i don't know. the point is you know you're not awake, because your lights are on, and your lights haven't worked in, i don't know, ages, so you sit up and just swear at the damn thing to shut up it hasn't stopped in years and now you remember it happens every night and "
"god damn this Story happens every night just can it i keep telling you dude your neighbor's an asshole and you should just move already"