I think that every adult should have a go at recreating the board game LIFE.
Each individual’s rendition would be its own perfect storm of hilarious and depressing.
“You’ve purchased a plant. Move forward 2 spaces.”
“You (believe you) have been abducted by aliens. Move backwards 10 spaces.”
“The copy room is empty. Collect a token.”
“Your roommate brought home a stray cat. Move backwards 5 spaces.”
“It’s Saturday. Take a nap.”
“Your child has decided to be a Fine Arts major. Swap your House card with a random player.”
“You’ve knitted a scarf. Swap your Career card with a random player.”
“It’s a Friday evening, about 9pm, and you’re playing Bingo with your mother and several of her friends: ages ranging from 70 – 102. You’re fucked, okay. Just quit.”
"You've died. You win!"