"listen, kid, i get these trapezoids from shenzen, same as anyone else. you come in here, you wanna come in here and raise holy hell about Locally Sourced Shapes This and Genuine That, i'm gonna have to.. listen lemme let you in on a little secret. all these people around here at the pythagorean markets, your craigslist ads, you know, that's some kid, probably working out of a storage unit, whittling down old shapes he gets out of the trash, on the side of the road. he polishes em nice and good and just cuts down the edges until his freakin hands look cyclopean. it's insane. anyway these here are as real as you're gonna get. genuine article trapezoids. you want a sphere some loser made out of balled-up triangles, slapped a sticker on it said the name of two towns over? go somewhere else. i don't have time for this"