If ello is anything like IG (although it sometimes seems more like LinkedIn for freelancers) there will be lots and lots and lots of following and unfollowing amongst the following and unfollowing class, who never post but meticulously "curate" their consumption, and apparently feel that this is somehow meaningful to someone and not an utter waste of their very limited time on this earth.
And who am I to judge? Well, I'll tell you...
But in the meantime, let me save you followy/unfollowy types a little time with realrealdeep. The whole of my philosophy this morning can be summed up in this quote by Madonna (and no, I'm not one of those Madonna Madonna Madonna people), but: "Everybody loves you when they're about to come".
Let's make this easy: don't follow me if you're not about to come.