“Modern Monstrosity” by Charlie Centipede
The problem with modern monstrosity is that it tends to be well hidden, almost invisible to the untrained eye. Unlike the good-old-days of dragons, trolls, harpies, and snake haired gorgons, modern folks can’t immediately identify a dangerous creature just by sight. In the modern age, you have to be as cunning as the beasts to avoid being fooled!
Joining C.U.E. will help! The Coalition for Unreal Experiences was founded to help innocent citizens recognize and avoid monsters and monstrous situations. We help you build the observational and analytical skills that YOU need to survive in our dark and treacherous times.
If you’d like to join C.U.E., just think your desire VERY LOUDLY while standing in a dark alley, and we’ll FIND YOU… Maybe not right away, but eventually, we’ll find you.
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