Recently while going through some obscure music sites looking for obscure bands, I came across this set of reviews of a particular song. Out of concern from what I read in the first review, I’m not linking to the song.
Don’t Listen To This Song *
I never thought my boyfriend would be capable of murder. When he bought this song, I thought it was a catchy tune and didn’t think anything of him listening to it non-stop. We all have done that at one point or another with a new song. We live in it, learning every nuance of the music. We absorb the lyrics and dissect the meanings. Not every song is worthy of this treatment but there are always a few and while I felt this song was a bit vapid, my boyfriend obviously felt otherwise.
Who was I to judge? My musical tastes aren’t any better than anyone else’s.
He began to act strangely after just three days. At first he was just moody, irritable. Snapping at me over the littlest of things. I took his phone when he was distracted and looked through it only to discover he had replaced every song, every podcast, ever audio book with this one song.
When I confronted him about it he told me to mind my own business. He also said if I really cared about him, I’d start to listen to the song as well.
I did not. I did try to delete the song from his phone which did not go well. As soon as he saw what I was doing, he became enraged. He attacked me! He has never been violent. Ever. He just isn’t the kind of person who resorts to physical violence. He had turned into something savage. Something deranged. I did not know this man I had loved for over four years!
His anger and violence forced me to flee my home, our home.
After several hours passed, I returned to see if I could pick up some stuff and my boyfriend wasn’t there. The place was torn apart and some of our furniture had been broken and reassembled into a weird IKEA version of a cross. This wasn’t the most disturbing part. What truly terrified me was he had taken my picture and nailed it to the center of the cross.
I called the police, gathered some essentials, and took off. The police are still looking for my boyfriend and I am terrified. Please don’t listen to this song! It will make you crazy!
Don’t Listen to This Dead Bitch *****
Everyone should listen to this song and only this song.