hte skeleton monarch
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WHO WANTS BREAD
i'm a hipster
ok but seriously what happens to all the hip replacements and other metal stuff when people are cremated???
economic inflation is caused by the cremation association and their infestation of... damn it i can't think of anything that rhymes and can cause an infestation...
fun fact: humans have about enough blood to fill 25 of those little juice cartons!
i wear a scarf to hide the hideous scar from when my head was stitched back onto my body after a freak accident with an alarm clock and a spoon.
i don't want to buy iron on letters! i need iron on punctuation! where are all the semicolons because i need them
i think we should call kidneys spleens and spleens kidneys. because then there would be such a thing as a spleen bean.
the world falls from my eyes in slices of wavering green. objects are not real.