Montresor--no, the other one--dove headfirst into a pool of rubies, Scrooge McDuck-style. "Ow," he said.
"Bleep bloop," went the robot, Excel-6-Word-Point.
"Far out," wheezed the geezer.
Everything was copacetic. Then the aliens attacked.
--Copacetic Charlie Dances Home by Scrardwailer Smoots (1997)