The infamous seacoast returned again. Its hunger would not be quenched. Not even the tiny corpse of the mouse and its unicycle were enough to fill its massive hunger.
Oh ho, said the infamous seacoast, in that way it had, and rushed off to the telegraph office.
This is the infamous seacoast's telegraph:
DELIGHTFUL WEATHER FOR A PICNIC STOP COME AT ONCE STOP BRING BLANKETS AND WINE STOP ALSO COOKIES STOP DON'T STOP COME AT ONCE STOP KISSES STOP INFAMOUS SEACOAST
Paying by the letter was a bitch, but the infamous seacoast was happy to pay.
THE INFAMOUS SEACOAST STRIKES AGAIN, OR, THE UNTITLED SEQUEL by Scruggins O'Do'Ool (1987)