Secretly a horrifying space squid contorting its mobile and spineless mass.
Born in Western Siberia, to a family of poor yak farmers.
She took a lengthy sabbatical among the used sheep dealers of the Alps, after which she published a fascinating study on the finer points of livestock warranty manipulation.
Favorite gemstone is medium-light turquoise.
She spent two years living among a pack of feral anthropologists where she first formulated her revelationary theories of personal development.
Favorite flavor of ice-cream is medium-light turquoise.
Of all her numerous awards, her favorite is the Princess Smarmy Prize for Excellence in Obscure and Impractical
