Post by (@smash_landing) on Wed, 18 Mar 15 11:45:34 +0000 View Full Post Merriam-Webster Releases Statement: List of words that don't offend any group is alarmingly short. In a press conference earlier, officials from Merriam-Webster confirm that after months of looking into the offensiveness of individual words, their researchers threw up their hands, yelled, "Fuck it" and got rid of all adjectives, verbs, and nouns. The only words now that don't offend anyone are gender-neutral pronouns and indefinite articles. When asked to comment, representatives from Oxford Dictionaries said, "Merriam-Webster? They're a bunch of fucktards."