The tumbleweed blows across Ello, letting out not a whisper, but a gasp of useless air.
The experiment has failed. Facebook and Twitter remain the standard forms of social interaction on the Internet. The revolution has not been televised, let alone posted online.
In the coming days, Ello will prepare to turn off the invites only button and let in the public at large. But it's too late. No one gives a fuck anymore. The server implodes from inactivity.
"Ello Ello, ovah! I'm at a graveyard called Ello! It's everything lame about witty blows, but still gives me something I can laugh about!"
"Ello goodbye, shitfuckers."