I would personally want this on a Wake Board. Mortal Kombat on my Wake Board would inspire all sorts of moves with me. Back, back, forward. Lol.
You wanted retro-gaming. I will give you the original retro-gaming. Wake-board me up, before you go, go. Though.
I hear this theme song playing in my head. Sonic, the hedgehog, Tails and the Gang. All reunited.