Katia, her friends, and I are launching the "Funky People's Squad".
The uniform will entail rose-colored glasses, rainbow hair and pop-culture fashion. Together, we'll provoke parental prejudice and defy dusty decorum.
We'll be a bunch of badass chicks and gregarious gentlemen, we'll be dealin' vitamin C and whealin' on roller skates. In other words, we'll have the hottest dope in Paris town.