"You'd better come back or I'll spank you... you pig!"
Vincent is not an incredibly rude dude: he's actually talking to a pig.
His farm is called Noah's Ark on rue Cler : I spot chickens, donkeys, pigs and goats. “Hang on, did you say a goat ? Seriously girl?"
I know nothing about farm animals... I'm a city girl ! I try to save face and reply:
"Is it a sheep then?
- God, such a classic Parisian..."
Fortunately, Vincent’s friend isn't as fussy as he is: rather the opposite, he posed for my photo like a star.