You have entered Ello. You are a giant smiling face with no eyes. Still, you are somehow able to sense your surroundings. To the west is a massive and blank expanse. To the north are levers and knobs (you have no idea what they do). To the east is a seemingly random and uncurated conglomeration of media and comments from people you do not know.
> Pull knobs and levers.
You've got a human face now. Nice job.
> Look at media and comment conglomeration.
Nothing seems to make sense.
> Scratch head.
You should really do something about your dandruff problem. A medicated shampoo, maybe?